Woon means a white person who hates or does not claim their own race. They also like to praise other races highly.
example:
person 1: what is your race then?
person 2: I am not white I'm tan
person 1: so you're a being a woon?
person 1: what is your race then?
person 2: I am not white I'm tan
person 1: so you're a being a woon?
by Maiiiyoo June 16, 2022

Guy One: Ya man you were totally a Woon Sannity last night!
Guy Two: What did i say?
Guy one: "THE DAY LIGHT IT BURNS!!!" and then you kept saying, "like CLUSTER EFFFF".
Guy Two: Dam! im the best Woon Sannity
Guy Two: What did i say?
Guy one: "THE DAY LIGHT IT BURNS!!!" and then you kept saying, "like CLUSTER EFFFF".
Guy Two: Dam! im the best Woon Sannity
by Jamakii September 23, 2011

A weird guy.This person love himself so much and wanted people to call him handsome or cute.Once he dated someone, he will love the girl until the day he died
by mr niceguy December 30, 2017

Woon; a wannabe goon ex. Someone who acts the part but is unable to preform the rigours of being a true goon in any aspect (skill, kit, experience)
by DiscreetPerson October 10, 2023


That white girl is such a woon
by Erica käne July 16, 2021

I’ve purchased a stock so the Woon Effect means the price will tank.
I’ve sold a stock so the Woon Effect means it will shoot up
I’ve sold a stock so the Woon Effect means it will shoot up
by RPhil June 25, 2025
