cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014

wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wimbledong

When a member of the general public appears on the big screen during a tennis match at Wimbledon and acts like a total dong! An example of this would be flailing their arms about like a moron and mouthing "mum i'm on the telly!"

Dan: Oh what a spiffing...MUM, I'M ON THE TELLY!!!

Stacey: Oh Daniel...please compose youreself, you are acting like a total Wimbledong!

by pimp&raggassho July 2, 2009

wobbledogs

One of the best game out there the dogs do extreme wobbles

Person a: hey have you seen wobbledogs?
Person b: no? Why
Person a: *shows the amazing wobbling dogs that are also monstrosities*
Person b: Jesus fuck that’s amazing

by A stupid asol main June 12, 2022

Wimbledome

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.

Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.

by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009

wombed

to fully engulf someones head under your shirt while you're wearing it; to lift your shirt over someones head as if they were in your belly

nothing more disgustin than getting wombed by a hairy dude

bridget just got wombed

by fdejnbdb'mw May 26, 2011

wimbledon 8

A drinking game made by oliver reed. It involves drinking 1 pint of alcahol within 15 minutes then runnning to the nearest pub, then repeating. The unofficial world record is 16 pubs held by oliver reed himself. It was originally held in wimbledon and based around 8 pubs and that is how the name originated.

Want to play wimbledon 8?

Sure, ill just get the barf bag.

by kingpaladin September 14, 2005