Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers

Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.

by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021

Witchfinder General

Kickass early 80's NWOBHM band. Best album is Death Penalty, best song is Free Country.

God damn I wish Witchfinder General would reunite and do a US tour!!!

by Deadmaker7 April 28, 2006

singing with my fingers

when one is having a normal conversation with a friend online and all of a sudden that friend starts to type lyrics super fast. (most likely lyrics to the current song they are listening to) The friend then proceeds to type the lyrics in an obnoxious way to emphasize the syllables and the way the song is sung. There fore, the friend is now singing in the online conversation through his fingers.

generic screename 1: are you sure the answer to number 2 is really 45.7
generic screename 2: and im freeeeeee!!!!
generic screename 1: free?
generic screename 2: freeeeeee faaaallllliiiin'!!!
generic screename 1: what?

generic screename 1: what are you doing?

generic screename 2: i'm singing with my fingers! :D

by jimmyboj November 22, 2009

Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

by 33bottles November 19, 2013