What are you doing?

A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."

E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.

by E ain't no Wanksta August 18, 2003

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.

"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

what are you doing Naruto

A term used by Hinata Huga exactly nine months before naruto was born

what are you doing Naruto - kun (roundabout starts playing)

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

what are you doing step ladder

Sexualizing step ladders.

What are you doing step ladder? Stuck in the washing machine like that.

by WetRacoon May 13, 2021

What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

by THErealCOOCIEman March 1, 2021

Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

What-are-you-doing?

a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!

"What are you DOING?!:)"

by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002