The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.
"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"
"Definitely a birthday cake"
"Definitely a birthday cake"
by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 5, 2016
by sad_sagi September 6, 2010
by Dawn Marie September 23, 2005
a loaf of white bread
After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake
by mosyntax November 28, 2007
by bill January 19, 2004
My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.
by mrapril2000 November 2, 2005
The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.
I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!
by beejereeno August 11, 2007