watergating

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

watermalone

Black people food

Yo Jerome got dat watermalone

by Dat ass is black December 28, 2013

Wattatool

Adj. Used for a person that is SUCH a tool that to describe them, you cannot have more than one word. Wattatool is the perfect word, since "What A Tool." does not apply.

Sarah Hinzman "roses are red, violets are blue, i have herpes, and so will you."

Myself "Wattatool."

by Jose Menderez July 19, 2011

waterbate

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.

"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."

by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

Stupid Watergate

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."

by Nostradumas January 4, 2018

walternator

a fat greasy vena carva who believes jesus is an astronaut

jesus christ hes such a walternator

by mr queefer February 16, 2013