wardrobe malfunction

It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS
Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.
by moomin21 August 23, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.
I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.
by sp0rkius March 01, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."
Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!
by j-diddy May 01, 2004
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Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 17, 2003
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Wardrobe Amnesia

When you find a piece of clothing or accessory in the back of your wardrobe, forget why it was there in the first place, and start wearing it again - remembering why you don't wear that thing all that often only when it's too late.
I wish I didn't have wardrobe amnesia last night - I forgot those shoes gave me blisters and now it hurts to walk!
by Procrastinateher November 04, 2009
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fuck the wardrobe

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around
by Fuckity fuck fuck December 03, 2013
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wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.
"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"
by Nezbit February 15, 2004
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