Volunterror

A person who will screw up any type of volunteer work. Usually shows up late and/or under the influence, tries to take charge, breaks things, steals things, or in the total 360 hides until their shift is over. Most often is forced into agreeing to volunteer at mother's insistence.

Do not accept Glenn to help with the wine tasting - he's a total volunterror.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)

The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer

by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019

Volunteer High School

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.

“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”

by грустныйКова February 17, 2021

Volunteer

Someone who helps to do work without pay.

If the volunteers at urban dictionary don't fucking post this they deserve to die in a hole.

by Brade-steed January 23, 2018

voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.

by Honorarius April 17, 2006

Volunterrorism

A portmanteau of volunteerism and terrorism, Volunterrorism is the act or process of creating terror or havoc through volunteering or non-profit pursuits.

"Those unbathed PETA maniacs just threw red paint all over my black rhino leather coat. That's volunterrorism.

by Kablamo! December 29, 2008

Voluntold

To be volunteered without asking you first. Told to do something without your consent.

Colin was voluntold by Ivan to organize the potluck event.

by yoyo-ma June 25, 2010