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Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.
Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.
by In spurts May 7, 2018
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Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.
Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet
by Spumoni November 4, 2020
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Vicationariously

1. The act of living through a friend on vacation while you are stuck at home
2. When a friend goes to some sweet locale (Cancun, Cape Cod, etc.), and you are stuck behind a cubicle for 40+ hours a week filing TPS reports. 24/7 texting is a must.
Ron: Chris, we should get together for a few beers this week.

Chris: Definitely. My bff went to Cabo and all I've got going on is living vicationariously through him all week.
by Gaffologist August 9, 2010
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vilarious

Definition: When someone has a vanarial disease and it is funny.
That chick has the gona-cipha-herpa-clap. That is so vilarious.
by Piggy June 6, 2005
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vicaritext

Enjoying someone else's text messaging conversation, usually because your are not as interesting.
Man, I read some of your text messages from that girl...very juicy! I was vicaritexting
by JHMetFan February 26, 2011
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Vicariation

When you vicariously take a vacation. You can imagine yourself being somewhere else or follow an actual friend or other persons vacation. The vicariation has to be fully fleshed out, not just an idea of one or a fragment of what you might do.
Your friend goes to Aruba and you follow them on facebook or pictures via phone or email. You experience a vicariation by keeping up with all the happenings.
by HapHazzard22 July 9, 2012
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vication

being at work but on vicodin so you don't really care
"This day is never ending"
"Ha sucks for you im on a vication day"
by from98tillnow May 3, 2010
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