Verity 

Rare loud squeaky squirrel found in the library of UWS going from “friends” to “friends”. Originally from the heart of nazi occupied Germany. Once on the endangered list was brought to Canada for breeding, but now migrated to Northwest America. Like most things/ people from Canada they think America is the worst, even though they are the one the live here to take advange of America’s economy, education, and other benefits that make America great (except health care).
Avoid: direct eye contact and when approached do not show pictures, videos, gifs or memes of chinchillas.

Any student: Who is that talking to everyone in the library.

Me: Is she blonde?
Any student: yes
Me: was it squeaking?
Any student: yes
Me: it’s Verity

Verity by DogYouLikeYouDoggedMe December 10, 2018

Verity 

If a person is named verity, it 100% means that the person is a lesbian. In the past African origins Named their offsprings Verity if they wanted to prevent the family chain from growing as the children would be lesbian.

Being crowned the name Verity means the female recievant of the name is lesbian.

Verity by Tooo busy July 10, 2019

Verity 

A stupid annoying bitch. Has no friends.

Boy 1: Have you seen Verity?
Boy 2: Yeah she's a stupid annoying bitch and has no friends.
Boy 1: Yeah

Verity by VerityHater March 24, 2022

verity 

The best person eveeeeeerrrr! She is very nice AMAZING! She is also a little stubborn.

person1:OMG have you seen Verity today?
person2:No but I bet she looked amazing as usual!
person1: She was!!!

verity by cutepanda123 July 1, 2022

Verity

A personal helper friend

Hello! My names verity, your personal helper friend! Ask me anything, I know anything!

Verity by R_8 July 16, 2026

Verity

Ask him anything!

Hey it’s me it’s verity as kme anything

Verity by Vesper5BILLION August 10, 2026

verity

your personal helper friend

phase 1: verity isnt even scary
phase 2: woah im transforming into verity
phase 3: hey there im verity your personal helper friend!

Veritification lowk kinda hot

verity by poopoooopooppooooo September 2, 2026