Nicholas Velociraptor 

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.

Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.

Nicholas Velociraptor by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023

velociraptor 

When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.

"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."

"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."

velociraptor by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009

Velociraptor 

A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.

Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.

Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.

Velociraptor by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012

velociraptor 

Used in place for the word nigga.

1) Sup, Velociraptor.
2) Velociraptor please.

velociraptor by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007

velociraptoraphobia 

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

velociraptoraphobia by spinash April 20, 2009

Velociraptor Arm 

Also known as VA, velociraptor arm is the injury received when breaking your arm during skating or during other extreme activities. The end result looks like a velociraptor arm.

Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.

Velociraptor Arm by senor pockitz March 28, 2009

fucking velociraptor 

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in

Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches

fucking velociraptor by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018