velociraptor

When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.

"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."

"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."

by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009

Velociraptor

A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.

Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.

Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.

by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012

velociraptor

Used in place for the word nigga.

1) Sup, Velociraptor.
2) Velociraptor please.

by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007

velociraptoraphobia

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

by spinash April 20, 2009

Velociraptor Arm

Also known as VA, velociraptor arm is the injury received when breaking your arm during skating or during other extreme activities. The end result looks like a velociraptor arm.

Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.

by senor pockitz March 28, 2009

fucking velociraptor

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in

Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches

by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018

velociraptor

Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.

Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.

by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009