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Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich 

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)
Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....
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Vegimite Sandwhich 

Of which a man takes a dump inbetween a ladys boobs.
Jonno; hey Leo what you do this weekend???

Leo; ahh not much hey just gave tims mother a Vegimite Sandwhich