Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
by Dennis Michael February 05, 2010
by Urban Codemaker April 03, 2016
by Urban Codemaker April 03, 2016
A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.
"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"
"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."
"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"
"bro hes my step dad"
"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."
"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"
"bro hes my step dad"
by step dad of Chuck Norris June 26, 2020
Vander’s are usually short and not the best lookin.but can make up for it with a funny personality. They are smart and quite nerdy but will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
by Bobbbbbbyyyyy May 19, 2021
Vander is a genuinely sweet person. Vander is the only person who would listen to me ramble about my stupid obsessions at the time on discord for hours on end, the only person who remembered my birthday, the only person who would play Minecraft with me, the only person that was patient enough to text me for weeks after I ghosted him. I still regret it. I miss you. I miss my best friend. If you see this, I’m so sorry. I’m a terrible person.
I’m sorry, Vander.
by Green_lemming2 November 13, 2023
Vander is a really good friend and try very hard to make you happy. They're really fun to hang out with and has a very god sense of humor. They will flex anything and everything on you but somehow not in an annoying way. They are very good at drawing and suprisingly intelligent.They are nice and overall poggers.
by Green_lemming2 March 28, 2021