Dennis Vander Houwen

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.

Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician

by Dennis Michael February 5, 2010

vander wizard meme eyelid

An island owned by two meme lords and you must be initiated to enter

They own vander wizard meme eyelid! It's so fun there.

by Nae Cast March 2, 2017

vander

severely unemployed

bro he’s such a vander he needs to get a job

by Sir Chopped April 4, 2025

vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.

Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.

by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016

Vander

Vander’s are usually short and not the best lookin.but can make up for it with a funny personality. They are smart and quite nerdy but will be one of the best friends you will ever have.

I wonder if Vander’s gay
Maybe

by Bobbbbbbyyyyy May 19, 2021

vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.

Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.

by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016

vander woude

A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.

"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"

"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."

"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"

"bro hes my step dad"

by step dad of Chuck Norris June 25, 2020