vaginer miner

a person (male or female) who works in a mine excavating buried vaginas.

"i'd like to apply for a job as a vagina miner, i have experience, i worked as a uranium miner in North Korea"

"hired!!"

by efg June 1, 2004

vaginger

The sweet spicy fragrance that emanates from a womans loins in rare but pleasant moments. This smell is not to be confused with other unpleasant odors that might emanate from the vag.

Guy 1: What's that sweet smell?
Guy 2: I just did Sheryl on your desk. That's her vaginger.
Guy 1: I'd be pissed, but that vaginger smells so good that I'm ok with it.

by guysmiley April 15, 2008

vagineric

Basic bitch. Trifling hoe. Basic.

I didn't take that girl home, because she was Vagineric.

by Captain Octopus May 18, 2016

Vaginerror

The act of accidentally penetrating the wrong hole during sex.

When Otis's girlfriend was mad at him for trying to have anal sex with her, he explained that he didn't mean it, it was a vaginerror.

by Wes with one "s". May 4, 2017

Vagineedles

Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.

Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/

Person 2: Yeah I know what you mean I got them last week

by HippieHeffer_22 September 9, 2022

Vagineese

The language of the Vagina

"I asked a girl for sex today and she rejected me... If only I could speak Vagineese, then I may have stood more of a chance."

by TheVagineese August 9, 2009

Vaginger

The rare but intoxicating smell emanating from a women's loins.

I was sitting in my chair when that tall girl sheryl walked up to me. I don't know what she's been eating but I got the sweetest whiff of vaginger and it made my day.

by guysmiley April 15, 2008