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Yappy Vagina Syndrome

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The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.
by Joeydego December 15, 2011
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During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010
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A female who does a lot of fucking. A hoe, whore, slut. A woman who shares her pussy with the community, she'll fuck anything or anyone.
I started dating this girl but I had to let her go because she has FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome.

I was talking to my boy about how good that pussy was and he told me he and the rest of the football team already knew she apparently has FVS.
by blpinder November 2, 2011
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Modest Vagina Syndrome

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Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.
by Rational Thinker August 24, 2007
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The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Wow that chick has a case of Dusty Vagina Syndrome!!
by Fatty_McButterpants October 16, 2008
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When you touch your vagina with your ice cold fucking hands, and you can't be turned on for weeks.
"Bro I TOUCHED MY VAGINA WITH MY HANDS THE AC WAS ON."
"Bro what happened."
"I can't FUCKING BE HORNY FOR WEEKS NOW!"
"What's it called?"
"Icey Vagina Syndrome."
by x0Sympathy0x July 1, 2020
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cubicle vagina syndrome

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when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.
I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome
by Ca7p1e_lad June 17, 2011
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