Vag Drag

The act of inserting one or more finger into the female vagina and using the pelvis bone to drag the female. preferable for use on linoleum floor for easy sliding. more fun if she is on the phone with a parent, grandparent or any sort of authority figure. best if bragged about to buds shortly after. greatest vag drag glory can be achieved while drunkenly taking a virginity, and pretending (poorly) to "love her".

granny: what're you up to deary?
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*

by fakedlove July 1, 2010

Vag diper

A tampon or maxi pad.

Hey girl you got a vag diper? I need one . Aunt Flo in town.

by Steeladeala May 1, 2018

Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020

Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

Vag Doodler

one who doodles vag's for a living.

example 1:
oh, so you work here? are you head of catering?

no, i'm just the vag doodler.

example 2 :

are those vag doodlers still in our kitchen!?

by dirtybitchesinc April 25, 2010

Vag Daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in womanly celebration.

"vag daps all around"

OMG, those are some great new shoes.....VAG DAP!

by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010

vag dabbler

A female who claims to be straight but who is known to sometimes dabble in same sex sexual acts, especially including vaginal stimulation.

I always suspected that helen was a bit of a vag dabbler.

by BigD2012 June 21, 2012