used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning

"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy

"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022