Ur face 

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

Ur face by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

ur face is gay 

The usual come back if someone calls you gay.

George: Man ur gay.
James: Ur face is gay.

ur face is gay by James T. Carson April 23, 2006

haha ur face

An absolute terror of a comeback that destroys any argument with nuclear explosions, both hypothetical and real. The power level of this phrase trumps even that of the ancient "no u", for the opponent's opinion is left in limbo and their existence is made a lie. Use only in emergencies or when attempting to end a "no u" war.

Jeff: ur mom gay
Mike: no u
Jeff: no u
Mike: haha ur face
*Jeff explodes in an instant and is sent to hell, where Satan himself summons him and utters the phrase "ur family tree LGBT", causing Jeff's pain to multiply exponentially as he is spun in a circle as a bunch of gay people slap his ass and continue to pelt "ur mom gay" at him

haha ur face by Fag Bag Frog April 14, 2018

i miss ur face 

The act of missing a persons smile or the look they give u when they walk into a room

I love u babe I miss ur face

i miss ur face by I party with sluts October 19, 2017

rocked off ur face 

1) getting zooted to the point where you need the help of friends to function for you
2) straight plastered
3) ridiculously drunk
4) blackout status

"its all about wednesday night .25 cent wings and just gettin rocked off ur face"

son u hittin up the bar.

ya im just tryin to get rocked off my face tonight

rocked off ur face by judas III November 14, 2009

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* 

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so secy

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* by benzxp January 27, 2021

No Ur face

When somebody insults u and u need a comeback. A common comeback is no ur face.

Created by Pranav, this insult is a top 20.

John: I like playing minecraft.
Pranav: No Ur face

No Ur face by deez my nut February 18, 2022