girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

by kategspot February 11, 2012

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

by Brass January 30, 2003

Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 18, 2015

Uptarded

To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit

by deftonz1 August 11, 2003

[Swag Upgrade]

an upgrade of your swag

Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.

by LZ Money January 8, 2009

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Upgrader

An Upgrader is a person, member of the same frequent flyer program, with more miles than your self.
He or She is upgraded, You are Not

The chance to be victimized by upgraders is huge.

Were you upgraded last friday?

Nope, to many upgraders on that flight.

Ghetto upgrade

by boereniis March 4, 2010