uniboob

its wen one boob falls off for any given purpose such as breast cancer, suicide, wantiing to become a man, etc..

wow look at the uniboob freak. lets throw rocks things at her

by Peter Carr June 11, 2006

uniboob

when someone has huge boobs(both sexes) and they can't see their feet because of the boobs.

Fanny: Wow, Betty look at her boobs. They're so big!
Betty: I know, its called a UNIBOOB

by cast off the crutch that kills the pain November 25, 2006

Uniboob

a female (or male) with one(1) not the normal two breasts. this makes the chili dog( or cleveland steamer) experience anything but normal

When I chili dogged Grace, the fact that she was uniboobed made it quite difficult.

by bill gluckman June 29, 2003

Uniboob

Having been born with only boob.Commonly referred to as "Lost Boobage",Girls with only one boob are likely to have a G--or atleast a D cup size.To men,they're less attractive,like julia roberts.There's been a couple men uniboobs,but its only like 1 in 3 dudes who have "Uniboobs".Charlie sheen is one of them,how else did he scare that male hooker?I mean,think about it,they're like cheerleaders!

Comic-book guy; uniboob

by Remy_Howl September 26, 2011

Uniboob

When a woman's boobs look like one. Also, two boobs combined with more than 2 nipples, so like maybe 8 little nipples all over the Uniboob.

"Dude! I finally got this girl to have sex with me. Then I discovered she had a UNIBOOB which turned me off.

by SexySluttyGirl August 6, 2009

Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.

Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011

Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015