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underpants gnomes

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.
phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$
by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005
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Underpants Mafia

The organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the Underpants Gnomes. Secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the Crab People.
Phase 1: Steal underpants.

Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.

Phase 3: Profit!
by Natepalm October 28, 2003
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Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009
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underpants gnomes

An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."
by basscrr March 29, 2009
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Underpants Party

Underpants parties are events that take place when two adults (or more) are quite fond of of one another and they decide to have a party where the only articles of clothing allowed to be worn are underpants and accessories. They are invitation *only*.
Brandon: I hear that Ava is throwing an Underpants party.
Kathan: Oh I know, I was given an invitation.
by epicavacado September 18, 2015
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underpants gnome

did you ever loose a pair of underpants? well those damn underpants gnomes come and steal them in order of world domination...of the underpants world.
Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TwEEk18793&*%$$#! June 5, 2003
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Underpants Gnomes

1. Underpants Gnomes are small beings that come to Tweek's room at 3.30 in the night to steal his underpants, Tweek sees them, because he can't sleep - ever !

2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !

Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes
Tweek : They're taking my underpants!

Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..
by Rikke K.. November 9, 2006
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