Ulrike

She is a amazing and very funny person, who always knows what someone need to hear. She will be always there for you if you need her and will cuddle with you till everything is fine.

If you find a person like Ulrike you can be truly glad and never let her go

by charlielovesyou<3 November 21, 2021

ulrik kjær

He is the one and only true wizard left in the world. His purpose here on earth is to learn all the foolish people to be just a little more like him.

Who's that awesome dude with that freaky hat?

Oh Thats just Ulrik Kjær... his a little weird..

by Im here November 20, 2018

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024