unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

Unhappy birthday

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).

Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!

by joecycs November 13, 2021

unhappy trail

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.

by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

Unhappy Free Orc

Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.

The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.

by UFO!! February 5, 2010

Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back

Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….

by Bondee August 28, 2025

Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018

unhappy trash

Is a trash bag that is full of normal trash and puke but doesn't throw it away and then someone goes to throw something in the bag that might cause the entire bag to tip over causing a disgusting mess.

When you puke in a trash bag and someone goes to throw something away on top of it and you go to stop them by saying, "No, don't do that. That's unhappy trash."

by indiekid88 November 10, 2009