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Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway
I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani
by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022
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Unhappy birthday

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).
Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!
by joecycs November 13, 2021
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unhappy trail

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007
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Unhappy Free Orc

Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
by UFO!! February 5, 2010
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Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.
by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023
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Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back
Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….
by Bondee August 28, 2025
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Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.
Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.
by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018
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