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kim jong uning

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.
The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.
by FredFred69 August 17, 2014
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udini

A strong, loving person, that's has his mind set of doing what he wants. Sometimes Never learns from his mistakes. Hard to let people in his life. But when he does! He's the most loving, caring and amazing person.
You always say and do things you believe are facts. "My name is udini....."
by Ginger tuquis December 19, 2016
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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Uxing

The act of continuously improving the interactions between users and products.
When I'm uxing, I'm doing it for your mom.
by GA21 August 26, 2014
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day
Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat
by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 20, 2023
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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
by josjos21 December 26, 2021
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