turdzerker

A being with the power to shit beyond 10 feet

Man did you see that guys projectile shit? Dudes a turdzerker

by darknessofsins March 10, 2015

Turla

Turtle

My lord, it’s a snapping Turla

by uncledoobie69 November 11, 2022

Turdz

An expletive expressing frustration, dissension, or, when used ironically, resignation.

cf. "fiddlesticks!"; "ah nuts!"; "bullshit!"

"Get your stubby sausage-like fingers off my fabric softener, you Cabbage Patch-lookin' bitch!"

"Turdz!"

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! November 10, 2007

turlock

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

Turlock

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

trulz

The act of trolling, purely for the lulz.

You intentionally put someone in an embarrassing situation where they will be disgraced by their family and friends. Meanwhile you are watching as you shit brix and savour the trulz.

by JoseMouricio November 28, 2010

turlemon

A man who has a rump of turkey and head of lemon. Normally first name is Liam. His favorite thing to say (because its all he can say) is BRAUGH! He comes from the magical land of Pandorra.

Liam McBride is a Turlemon and goes BRAUGH!!

by Turlemon Fan Club October 23, 2012