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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
mugGet the Touché Hitlermug.

Touché Raise

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009
mugGet the Touché Raisemug.

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
mugGet the Touché Hitlermug.

Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.
Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
mugGet the Touché Hitlermug.

touché enculé

1. No u
2. Touché is what you say when someone has a better point you and you don’t know what to say, enculé means ass fucker. You get what I mean.
by inamate February 28, 2019
mugGet the touché enculémug.

C-touché

When a C2 is filed that stops the ability for the opposition to minimize the verity of a situation.
I see you C-touché me
by Stand for Verity January 12, 2023
mugGet the C-touchémug.

Touché

A word to describe the desire to touch or squeeze nice breasts, but want the observer(s) to not know the full crassness of such outwardly phrasing.
'Touché', that means "Nice Breasts."
by JustinTheBest-ErTheBreast July 26, 2022
mugGet the Touchémug.

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