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Oppenheimer

A very Specific sexual act where one has, that day, had an x-ray or other such test with Radioactive Contrast. The person in question then proceeds to climax in or on their partner while screaming, “Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of ____.” With the last word being saved for whatever orifice or body part was offended.
My pussy must be glowing today, Johnny came home from his test and gave me an Oppenheimer yesterday.
by Angry Red Plantagenet July 25, 2023
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Oppenheimer

Some Chad Jewish guy who made an overrated move in 2023. Yeah it was war times in ww2 but the atomic bomb was a deeply controversial moment in history. It shouldn't be made into a stupid romantic Hollywood movie for women. Speaking of which Oppenheimer as his name suggests does not even look like a Jewish man. Bro had a name called Julius he looked like nordic man. He has chiseled facial features thick curly hair probably tall and probably an IQ of 199. Apparently if your a Jewish guy you cant be in movies unless your a giga chad who doesn't look ethnically Jewish. Dont believe me huh: According to the biography, Oppie was often seeing at least half a dozen women at any given time- dont believe me google the article. Im sure its hard to get famous in life when you are born a handsome tall man with an iq of 199.
Oppenheimer he was a giga chad and he was Jewish. Oppenheimer was he insanely intelligent or did he just keep sleeping with women while he got lucky one day in the lab. Chadheimer Im going to see the movie cuz im some stupid girl Oppenheimer was as religiously Jewish as Jeffry Epstein barely Jewish.
by Spectator222 August 6, 2023
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Oppenheimer

Another name for dropping a massive fucking shit
Guy: Dude i just dropped an absolute Oppenheimer in the taco bell bathroom
by LazyTheFoxTwitch August 9, 2023
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oppenheimer

something you call someone you don’t like, someone you can’t trust.

another word for “opp”
it’s giving oppalicous, it’s giving oppenheimer
by nonchalantpigtails August 21, 2024
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Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.
Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!
by DG911 January 31, 2024
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Oppenheimer

A person or individual who is considered a major opp, often referred to as a rat or snitch or punk
Don’t trust Oppenheimer over here, he will turn you in for some bus tokens
by Real ninja slang February 8, 2024
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Oppenheimer

A sex position, that involves pressing the face of a Japanese woman against your butt cheeks, as you let out the most brutal deadly fart in existence.
A: Yo dude, did you hear that Jim's single again?
B: Again? What happened?
A: His girlfriend broke up with him after he gave her The Oppenheimer
by FordMondeo March 31, 2024
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