Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

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Tookah

A reference for weed by 300 gang. It's called tookah because he's a dead rival gang member.

On bro and dem I'm tryna smoke tookah then head out to the block and smoke ops!

by Scama January 26, 2016

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TONKA

A big body truck or vehicle originated by famous rapper YEAT

I feel like a lil kid in this tonka

by odwza August 26, 2021

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Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007

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