tonguenastics

Using your tongue in an adventurous way
Like gymnastics, just with your tongue. That means you can twist, wriggle and contort your tongue into many interesting positions.

Wow, she's got some awesome moves with her tongue, a tonguenastics pro for sure.

by fiedelecci November 24, 2013

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

Tonging

It's like scissoring but for fat people.

Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.

by cornholio37 June 7, 2016

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

by GIMP November 15, 2016

Tongueilingus

n. (tung-ə-ling´gus)

An injury to one of the tongue muscles or connective fibers (spraining ones tongue) while performing cunnilingus too aggressively.

JB: Hey dude, something wrong with your throat or neck?

KC: No, I think it’s my tongue. I was with Sherry last night and we were having a great time and I over did it. I think I have tongueilingus.

by Stealth13 June 5, 2010

Tonging

When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.

"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."

by Savdawg May 21, 2018