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J.R.R. Tokin'

The act of smoking marijuana whilst watching or reading lord of the rings or the hobbit, preferably in groups.
- Hey, Samwise!
I just got some dank longbottom leaf. Want to come over and watch return of the king?
-Yeah! I love J.R.R. Tokin'!
by JAMES JACKETS July 3, 2011
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smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
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token nude

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.
Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.
by Kherj December 24, 2020
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Torkin

Humiliating yourself in a game by publicly harassing everyone with no gain for the sake of just harassing.

You get nothing out of it and your only intention is to prevent everyone else from having a good time.

Your utopia is to finally drive everyone off the game and you become the only player along with others who, like you, thrive on torkin others.

Your actions include all of, but are not limited to:

- Break the rules and lie or pay your way out of guilt

- Dwindle the game's population with your toxiciy
- Publicly lie to misdirect the subject from actual facts and try to shift the blame to others
- Spamkill level 1 newbies

- Gank level 15 newbies with your 7 equally minded torkins
- You believe to be God
Hey, that guy just did a torkin!

Don't be such a torkin!
by Quintin. April 7, 2021
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tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.
WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"
by uswntisbae May 8, 2016
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Honky Tonkin'

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.
I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.
by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009
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Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight
Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
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