timcowded

an experience when your cow dies

sorry to here you've been through a timcowded experience

by anonymous August 8, 2023

timcowdead

when a cow named tim dies

there was a timcowdead yesterday

by anonymous July 5, 2023

Timclavmyron

The absolute best person you will ever meet. When your about to jump off a bridge and you meet this person you will be so happy that you'll forget all of your sorrows.

I was gonna go buy some beer but then I met a Timclavmyron and I lost my way

by TheBroOG October 31, 2023

timcident

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023