The Philadelphia Windmill is when a man and a woman have anal until the woman leaves her droppings upon the mans penis leading to the man slapping the woman in the face with his shit dick in a windmill motion
little Mary- "aunt Beth, why is your face all bruised up and covered and shit, and you are walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Beth- "well honey, me and your favorite uncle just did the Philadelphia Windmill, you will know what I am talking about when you are about 16 or 17"
Aunt Beth- "well honey, me and your favorite uncle just did the Philadelphia Windmill, you will know what I am talking about when you are about 16 or 17"
by analcreativity420 September 16, 2010
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Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 29, 2009
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Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 20, 2024
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I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
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by Gamerologist June 24, 2012
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