the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

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The Masked Magician

An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.

however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.

he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.

Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"

The Masked Magician by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

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The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

The Russian Magician by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

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.9.The Celtic Guardian ¤are¤ The Dark Magician.9.

.9.The Celtic Guardian ¤are¤ The Dark Magician.9. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 3, 2025

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magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

magician in the kitchen by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

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