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Take you to the Farm

The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).
When I get home I want to take you to the farm.
by ntzr1972 October 4, 2013
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.

"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.

I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.

For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”

Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
by rlltrash August 2, 2010
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Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
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on the farm

When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).
Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!

Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.
by Winafew June 29, 2011
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bought the farm

1.To fail in the most complete way, without understanding how. This originates from the linux error code "EIEIO" which refers to an error which makes no sense, and cannot be repaired.
2.To die
"Jet pilots say that when a jet crashes on a farm the farmer usually sues the government for damages done to his farm by the crash, and the amount demanded is always more than enough to pay off the mortgage and then buy the farm outright. Since this type of crash is nearly always fatal to the pilot, the pilot pays for the farm with his life, and has bought the farm."

With definition 1, the metaphor of buying the farm is often elaborated upon:
*dave makes a big mistake*
jeremy: You just bought the farm.
The minister of agriculture wishes to speak urgently with you.
by the ronnie January 27, 2007
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Bet The Farm

Original Definition- A phrase that essentially has no meaning, but it also means everything and can be used as a replacement for literally any other phrase.
Let's get this party started! Bet the farm, motherfuckers
by lesoldham March 16, 2013
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bi the farm

What you say to a friend when you know they're bi, but they don't know that you know.
"Faith, I know that you're bi the farm."
by Christmas Treating December 11, 2007
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