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King Of The Spring

Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees
Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign
by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010
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The Sprangs

Also known as Sand Springs, Ok. 74063. a small podunk town west of tulsa, ok.. to the hick like residents it is known as "The Sprangs"/"The Springs". The townspeople also call themselves "Sandites". no one knows quite what that means though.
Hey yall, lets go down to the sprangs and catch ourselves some bass
by silentfox0 December 28, 2005
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The Spring Break

Noun: A drink concoction of epic proportions. To make take one part Miller Chill and top it with one part Guiness (black and tan style). What is created is a drink that tastes remarkably like Heinz 57 sauce. Brought forth to the world on Spring Break 2007 in a bar in Gainesville, FL. Chaka brah.
Dude, Let me drink The Spring Break!
by Turd Fergusson April 3, 2007
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
by meechuacon July 21, 2017
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The Springtrap Effect

The act of being unable to die and coming back to life, even after you get sent to hell.
Person 1: So... the question is... how do you always come back?
Afton 2: The Springtrap Effect.
by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023
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The spring yard zone

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
by MattIGuess August 8, 2024
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