Sheriff's Star

Getting ready to give Adam a good long rimjob, Steven quickly discovered Adam's sheriff's star was still dirty from his last dump. Steve then told Adam to take a hot shower and scrub hard

by pepperpiper March 3, 2016

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Get the Sheriff's Starmug.

Sheriff of Nothingham

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

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Get the Sheriff of Nothinghammug.

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

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Get the shot the sheriffmug.

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 4, 2020

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Get the Sheriff Chexmug.

sheriff of nottingham

A person or entity of authority, such as a CEO or government, who unfairly gains wealth at the expense of those under their authority via exorbitant taxes, garnishments, etc. regardless of legality

That crooked boss of ours is a real sheriff of nottingham...the bastard keeps cutting our wages so he can make bigger profits.

by sirgillius March 1, 2010

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