A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
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a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.
Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
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Get the what the quan mug.A band that I suggest more people get into. They've consistently put out quality psychobilly music ever since the beginning.
by Subcultural Girl September 5, 2003
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Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
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