laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

she wants the pipe

She wants the pipe is a commonly used phrase to describe what a woman wants a man’s dick for sex.

Damn, did you hear about Verny? She wants the pipe so bad from Kieth

by ThePipeMaster March 2, 2018

lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

draining the pipe

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

by blthrskt March 26, 2009

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

give you the pipe

V. Have sex

I can't die before i give you the pipe again.

by smurtha97 November 26, 2013