The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019

the jungle

-A ghetto
-A particularly dangerous ghetto
-Compton (LA)

It's a war up in this jungle, to many nizzels bustin caps.

by w3rd March 25, 2003

In the jungle

The mighty jungle

The lion sleeps tonight

In the jungle

The quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

by DICKWARIO June 17, 2021

Keep The Jungle Massive

Keep The Jungle Massive! Anybody knows what it means? My friends used to hear this everyday from local Irish guy. Unfortunately we are both non-native English speakers and don't know the meaning of this phrase :-( but it sounds cool... Can you help us to understand? Is it related to jungle hardcore music, drum & bass?

Guy1: Bye!
Guy2: Keep The Jungle Massive!

by Diego Sanchez Sambrano August 4, 2007

Clear the Jungle

Groom the pubes. Shave the pubic region of thick hair.

Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.

I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Deep In The Jungle

A white girl who has had so many black boyfriends that she can't go back.

"Damn, she has only been with black guys."

"Yeah bro, she's pretty deep in the jungle."

by dawg what November 25, 2011

Run Through The Jungle

To have intercourse with a woman that has not shaved her crotch.

Friend: I like it shaved
Me: You really don't wanna run through the jungle?

by Domestic Slim January 12, 2021