fucken

To define an object that is FUCKEN good or bad.

That Fucken job sucks. Shes a fucken bitch. He is a fucken asshole. This fucken example sucks.

by Da booty slang man April 23, 2006

fuckening

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

by beefsmith May 25, 2011

fucken

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")

(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 13, 2008

Fuckening

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.

We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.

by darkpixie November 2, 2016

fuckening

Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.

Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!

by Sebastian Steelflex October 20, 2014

fuckening

When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist

I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening

by twelveofaces September 30, 2016

Fuckening

A combination of the words "fuck or fuck'n" with "happening".

Example 1: Yo what's fuckening ova your way tonight?
Or
Example 2: What's fuckening with Trump being elected our President?!

by Thicklilmiss November 18, 2016