The fuckening

When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.

And then the fuckening came.

by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018

The fuckening

When the City of Newark creates an ordinance that prevents UD students from having “unruly gatherings” of 4 or more people and restricts their ability to socialize

Are you going to the dage Saturday?

“No sorry, the fuckening is happening.”

by dage4lfe March 12, 2019

The Fuckening

The last hour of an EMS shift. Where you wait to see how your gonna get fucked over!

We're clear the ER and ready for "The Fuckening"...

by BurntOutEMT May 19, 2019

The Fuckening

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 1, 2020

The Fuckening

The event of which sexual intercourse takes place, also known as The Fuckening. However if that act of sexual intercourse is done more than once with a singular person, then it shall be marked as The Fuckening 2 and so on.

Me and that chick totally did The Fuckening 2 last night!

by Dismal556 November 23, 2021

The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022

the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022