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falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?
by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010
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The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.
Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
by Falconerd April 25, 2010
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The Falcor

A sexual act involving a man ejaculating on a womans face, and the woman then shaking her semen covered face like a dog.

Also known as The Luck Dragon.
"So what crazy shit did you get up to last night, Karly?" "Some dude came on my face and I totally nailed The Falcor".
by luckdragon May 18, 2014
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The falconator

Man the falconator is OP!
by Tadman October 15, 2012
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