I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

on the button

On the dot; Exactly; Precisely

Person A: I think it's 6:45.
Person B looks at watch.
Person B: You're right on the button!

by swey May 26, 2006

hit the button

verb
1. to acknowledge one’s own conscious urge to self-destruct
2. to refer to actions that result from the self-destructive urges of oneself or someone else

1. Exam season is really stressing me out. I feel like I’m going to hit the button by procrastinating as long as possible.
2. If they really wanted to keep their job, they should have controlled their temper around the boss. I heard they were super close to getting promoted, too. Talk about hitting the button…

by Alphabet Mafiose March 28, 2022

Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

Beave Up To The Button

n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.

Too Tuff Tony: How's things going with you and Yolanda?

CB: They were great until I got her down to her skivvies. I took those off and damn near choked on my tongue when I saw her beave up to the button. I went limp and went home!

by B 2 Da C October 5, 2005

get the button

Someone calls whom you don't want to talk to and you silence the ringer on your phone. It's usually given to annoying or persistent callers.

*Phone rings* Her again? She'll get the button.

by bushey August 20, 2006

push the button

The act of doing a dull, repetitious job of seemingly little importance; often by being the human component in a technological or mechanical process.

All I did at work today was push the button.

I'm doing the same thing I do every night, honey: pushing the button.

If I don't push the button every 108 minutes the world will end, or whatever.

by meansparty August 29, 2010