Creepy Uncle Bad Touch

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009

uncle bad touch

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van

I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch

by camping buddy June 1, 2017