shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

pullin the bullshit

Pullin the bullshit is when somebody is posta do something and they don't do it.

Let say ur girl told u she was gona come 2 ur house,a hour latter she say she can't make it,she pulled the bullshit on u.and that's pullin the bullshit

by young carter December 14, 2008

transcending the bullshit

to be very high on some drug, and not caring about any of life's problems whatsoever at that time

"how's that pot?"

"good man..."

"you know we have a calc test tmrw?"

"whatever man I'm transcending the bullshit"

by electric kool-aid June 18, 2009

miss me with the bullshit

when a guy asks to use your phone to call his girl and then when he gets off the phone with her he trys to get at you.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.

Really happened to me. MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT

by Blowquiefa August 10, 2006

Continuing the bullshit

don't continue the bullshit, its gonna get to you
Don't search up different variations of qwerty and all the other stones (combinations of keyboard shit)

bro 1: DO NOT CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit

by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021

The 8 Axes of the Bullshit Spectrum

A framework for evaluating bullshit along eight key dimensions. The 8 axes are: 1) Truth-Indifference (how little the speaker cares about truth), 2) Evidence-Deficit (how unsupported the claim is), 3) Plausibility (how believable the claim is on its face), 4) Motivation (what the speaker gains from the bullshit), 5) Harm Potential (how much damage the bullshit can cause), 6) Virality (how likely it is to spread), 7) Resistance to Correction (how hard it is to debunk), and 8) Systemicity (whether it's isolated bullshit or part of a larger bullshit system). These axes allow for nuanced evaluation of bullshit, distinguishing between different types and degrees.

The 8 Axes of the Bullshit Spectrum *Example: "They stopped just calling things 'bullshit' and started mapping them on the 8 axes. The advertising claim was high on truth-indifference, low on harm potential. The conspiracy theory was high on everything—truth-indifference, harm, virality, resistance. The axes showed why one was annoying and the other dangerous—and why responding required different strategies."*

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

The 16 Axes of the Bullshit Spectrum

An expanded framework adding eight dimensions for even more nuanced bullshit evaluation. The additional axes include: 9) Intentionality (whether the bullshit is deliberate or the speaker is self-deceived), 10) Audience (who the bullshit targets), 11) Cultural Resonance (how well it fits existing beliefs), 12) Emotional Appeal (how much it leverages emotion), 13) Identity Loading (how tied it is to group identity), 14) Institutional Embeddedness (whether it's backed by institutions), 15) Historical Persistence (how long it's been around), and 16) Refutability (whether it can be effectively countered). The 16 axes provide a comprehensive bullshit analysis toolkit.

The 16 Axes of the Bullshit Spectrum *Example: "The conspiracy theory was off the charts on most axes—high truth-indifference, high harm, high virality, high identity loading. But on intentionality, it was mixed: some promoters knew it was bullshit; some believed it. The 16 axes showed the complexity: different strategies needed for different bullshitters. The theory wasn't just bullshit; it was a system."*

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026