your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

by Chester A Arthur's Ghost March 13, 2014

Your moms house

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

by Shawn O'Connell April 18, 2008

Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.

<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 13, 2005

your mama's house

When your being sarcastic about answering silly irrelevant questions

Where are you going ? your mama's house .

by Christ deciple July 9, 2017