Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 20, 2012

texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

Texas Tea Party

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.

The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!

by 0101101101 September 19, 2023

Texas Tea Bag

a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.

texas tea bag.

by mikegav October 18, 2008

Texas Tea Party

when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.

"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"

by ticklemypickle69 August 9, 2009

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016