by Vidal F November 12, 2009

by g the scholar May 7, 2009

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!
Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!
Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!
Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

If a man like me says mostrame una teta: in the process of deconstruction asks you nudes NOT IS to sexualize you, or to pull me. It is because it gratifies me to see how you will take over your body, your sexuality, YOUR SENSUALITY. It drives me crazy and pleases me the simple fact of knowing you free, happy and crazy.
by Manu Virgin May 2, 2020

Translated from spanish to english: Your mom has big tits.
This can be used as a diss, and then when the person being dissed realized what you said, they laugh.
You say this phrase randomly.
This can be used as a diss, and then when the person being dissed realized what you said, they laugh.
You say this phrase randomly.
Friend 1: Yo whats up?
Friend 2 (says this fast): Tu madre tiene los grandes tetas
Friend 1: Wha?
Friend 2: HAHAHA =D
Friend 2 (says this fast): Tu madre tiene los grandes tetas
Friend 1: Wha?
Friend 2: HAHAHA =D
by Tu Madre's Amigo July 25, 2010

by bluetat May 28, 2018

The girl that is just everything you want. She's cute, funny and is just the type of person you'd love to be around with. All the guys wanna date her and girls wanna be like her. She's the type of girl you'd really want to spend the rest of your life of. The type of girl that you want to keep close and never let go. When she's in a relationship, she's fully committed and won't even look at anyone else. She'll spend all her time with you and make you feel amazing.
by Bordetta November 23, 2021
