testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Testicular Tickler

The sensation the one derives from taking a hit of cannibis thats so deep and moving that it leaves your testicles tingling. Often accompanied with a deep, hoarse cough.

Jeff hit just that spliff so hard it was a testicular tickler.

by Pocahantous June 3, 2012

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.

IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.

by Len Bayne September 30, 2007

Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.

You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude

by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008

Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

Testicular Shrapnel

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

by J. Power February 8, 2010